Dear Potential servant of mayhem,.
Being evil isn’t constantly simple … However kid is it a lot more enjoyable than being a good man!
Having somebody amusing like you on my team might be beneficial during these not so darktimes
Let me elaborate. Whatever in Darkestville was dandy and great: I was torturing the town people, the town people were being tortured … It was a reasonable offer! Who could grumble? Not me, that’s for sure!
… up until that idiot, Dan Teapot, worked with a group of expert demon hunters to eliminate me! Can you think it? I do not even know why he has an animosity against me. Possibly I burnt his house a couple of times, however I just did it due to the fact that it was amusing!
When more, help me in this adventure to best my enemies and let’s make wicked reign Darkestville! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
By acquiring this game you are assisting a worthy cause, part of the money we receive will be used to oppress humanity … I indicate … to clean up the seas from contamination, create a sanctuary for the only Endangered Invisible Flamingo on this world and other kind of honorable sounding lies.
All the best Evil,.
The Demon of Darkestville.